Fanfare for Librarians

Karl Lagerfeld

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I admire porn. I admire porn actors. Frustration is the mother of crime, and so there would be much more crime without prostitutes and porn movies…[but] I personally only like high-class escorts. I don’t like sleeping with people I really love. I don’t want to sleep with them because sex cannot last, but affection can last forever. I think this is healthy. And for the way the rich live, this is possible. But the other world, I think they need porn. – Karl Lagerfeld.

I think the more pressing issue here is that you need to pay for sex, Karl! I, however, am quite happy in “the other world” (without porn, no less!) and would like you to just go back to designing increasingly mediocre collections where you’re forced to ship in hay bales and Swedish icebergs and make sensational comments in interviews to deflect attention from that fact. Now, enough of that nonsense!

The lovely, far more reasonable Christopher Kane has perfectly channelled my mood upon reading the above interview with this, somehow:

Sold out, boo hoo.

Oh! And bad news for my matte-polish fondness! I got my hands on some of this a few weeks ago:

And it’s super! Works beautifully, etc etc. Only, it makes polish so prone to chipping!

All I did was chop some courgettes. So, reserved for special occasions only, I think. What a shame, though!

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Written by fanfareforlibrarians

March 20, 2010 at 18:16

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  1. ahh, i can’t think about karl having sex. it feels too wrong!!!!

    Claire

    March 21, 2010 at 00:28

  2. some orly “nails for males” is on the way to me now, and it does the same thing. it was ither that or buy all the matte opi’s… which I might do anyway. hopefully the orly won’t chip as much? even if it does, I don’t even care. so excited.

    Rachel

    March 22, 2010 at 07:16

  3. Deary me. Mr Lagerfeld is an odd one… He is quite irritating really.
    Clare x

    Clare

    March 22, 2010 at 09:27

  4. P.S. I have given you an award on my blog mrs! 🙂

    Clare

    March 22, 2010 at 15:36

  5. Oh Karl, I really don’t know why he says these things.
    I admire him as a designer but I can’t say I particularly like him as a person, you know?
    Especially after all that talk on Plus Size models being digusting or whatever he said.

    Ah I do love Christopher Kane!
    I wish that I could afford it though even if it wasn’t sold out!

    Gorgeous nail polish, shame about the chippage!

    xoxo

    Beth

    March 22, 2010 at 16:13

  6. Karl is such an odd nutjob! that paragraph is so funny when you read it, i can imagine him saying it!
    I love the photographic print that is on the top
    Rianna Bethany xxx

    Rianna Bethany

    March 22, 2010 at 16:22


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